[Reserved] Riddles Daquan River _ a total of 3700 subject drift.

Original Address: Riddles Daquan subject of a total of 3700: Wang trance side of the rain and brush your teeth while leisurely whistling, how could he do? .Answer: What brush is teeth forever will not shut the door? Answer: the goal side of the ship hanging rope ladder, 2 meters from the sea, the sea rose half a meter per hour, water can drown a few hours ladder? Answer: rising, so will never .submerged ladder. .Car turn right, which does not turn a tire? .Answer: What is the book you can not spare tire in the bookstore to buy? <wbr> Answer: Secretary of what water never ever use? .Answer: One person was Tiger pursued saliva, suddenly in front of rivers, he could not swim, but he passed, and why? .Answer: look shocked when they heard the same two brothers later enlisted the same time, their blood and date of birth and parents names are identical. .They asked the company commander is not twins. .They said no. .Is this why? .Answer: The two triplets with two jail inmates, all inmates escaped one night, but the guards open the cell door the next day to look, there is also a prisoner? .Answer: the prisoners escape called the "all." .What can solve all the mystery? .Answer: The answer in today's society, most rely on self-employed to make a fortune to eat? <wbr> Answer: what the mouth with a secret to hide, and then secretly used up to others? <wbr> Answer: anything can enlarge the magnifying glass negatives, but .One thing can not be enlarged, what? .Answer: Angle-year-old Xiao Ming always like to clock the whole family, Mother Why do not repair watches for dad, took the repair? Answer: because my mother let my father look good repair when Xiaoming, Times Square .Under the bell will ring for 13? .Answer: The repair of the morning wake up when everyone first thing to do that? .Answer: Open your eyes, a truck driver hit a motorcyclist who was seriously injured truck drivers, motorcycle riders are all right? .Answer: truck driver did not drive in the ancient Hou, who did not become a father for the first when the father was? .<wbr> Answer: eunuch Li drinking, bruised face, know his wife was afraid to go home to blame, go to the bathroom mirror affixed bandage be next meal or be scolded by his wife, and why? <wbr> .Answer: wound on the mirror and ask if someone gives you, you are most afraid to hear what word? <wbr> Answer: Here is the Earth? what kind of game, not winning prizes, there are prizes to lose? .<wbr> Answer: Finger Guessing Game alcohol Zhang was held in an unlocked room, but he can not be resorted to feeding effort opened the door, why? .Answer: There is a push to head north to the cattle, it is to the right place it three times, and then turn back it three times in situ, and then go down to turn right, toward the tail where it is at this time? Answer: North Korea .Why there was a hospital under doctor never gives? .Answer: Animal hospital to buy two pairs of father and son a hat, each bought one, but why only buy three? .<wbr> answer: What are three generations of people can not eat melon? .Answer: Why do fools four 9 add up to equal 100? .<wbr> Answer: 99 +9 / 9 = 100 when someone knocked on the door, you never say Come? .<wbr> Answer: When the toilet when Wang guard in the post, clearly see the enemy crept over to his touch, why he has one eye idle eye? <wbr> Answer: Black chicken is powerful targeting .white chicken or worse? Why? <wbr> answer: black chicken powerful, can, white eggs, could not make black white chicken eggs. .Everything in the world will melt heating, heat alone will be something of a solidified, what is the something? <wbr> Answer: an examination of the egg, a pair of paying the same table with the papers, but the teacher that they certainly did not .cheat, why? answer: are the quiz date of manufacture and expiry date on the same day the product? .? .Answer: a newspaper man, he was born of your parents, but he is not your brothers and sisters, who he is? .<wbr> answer: What is your common word around the world? .<wbr> Answer: Arabic numerals, Mr. Xu made a big mistake. .When he was in front of his wife, dig pocket the moment, some bags bar matchboxes, the horse is not winning votes, and former lovers, photos, etc., scattered on the ground. .Apart from his panic, in order to avoid the fight, his hands immediately shades a thing. .May I ask, he will go to cover what? .Answer: to cover his wife's eyes seemed as if the ice sheets aluminum foil (four-character idioms)? Answer: walking on thin ice (such as aluminum foil ice) This letter is to do two eggs (four-character idioms)? Answer: promises ( .believed to be the Egg) wheat noodles have stolen two (four-character idioms)? Answer: exhaustive (both stolen) cattle lowing water swimming is not known what the (four-character idioms)? Answer: There Yong .No plan (swimming without moo) a turtle, carrying the cross out for a name (four-character idioms)? Answer: deserved (Cross name turtle) girls phone hung on the chest (guess fruit name)? .Answer: litchi (milk machine) why people like to watch cartoons? .Answer: bored on the bus, talking to the two people are enthusiastic, can crowd of people who did not hear a word, it is because of what? .Answer: This is a pair of deaf <wbr> Please think carefully, the biggest shadow you see is what? .Answer: Earth's shadow, the day Mrs. King has been outspoken at <wbr> be what has allowed her suddenly faltered out? .<wbr> Answer: Mrs. Kim, when eating sugar cane muttered <wbr> there is a drug, you like the pharmacy can not buy, what is this medicine? .Answer: Some people always regret it ten meters from the place jumping with no safety devices, and why? .Answer: What high dive rain can shower the dead? Answer: a hail of bullets why everyone loves sitting and watching movies? .Answer: Because the foot stand and watch early-morning study will be abolished acid What is the impact? .Answer: Why do half an hour less sleep under DrJ done 10 push-ups, the ground more than a pit? .Answer: Because he did push-ups with one hand you Tortoise and the Hare, please pigs to the referee, may I ask who will win the tortoise and the hare? .Answer: You can not say that! .That people are pigs ... the two women and a thousand words what ducks do similar? .Answer: ridiculous (chicken) is about why some people like to shower after a bath? .Answer: Because the bath is too sick man pee how to organize categories of clothing? .Answer: [dirty body] and [dirty body but can also wear] using the toilet, use the left or right hand wiping the ass would be better? .Answer: The toilet paper is better ... to participate in the entrance examination, in addition to admission ticket, the most important thing is what? .Answer: I remember waking up a man plus a woman will become what? .Answer: two people in the Public Library Ma Ying-jeou's father (four-character idioms) Answer: Shitulaoma (city map horse) and a new husband bought a new dog any different? Answer: buy a new .A year later the dog was very excited to see you man accidentally swallowed a ball 1 yuan, wave dad beat him upside down, but spit out 10 yuan, when the wave Dad how to do it? .Answer: Continue to feed him a dollar figure which most hard-working? .Which figure is the laziest? .Answer: hog, no tail end of the bear is the bear, the bear not have a penis What is the bear? .Answer: Will the mother bear is the world's smallest island of what island? .Answer: What Buce refuge continue? .Answer: Fall September 28th is the birthday of Confucius, then on October 28 what day? .Answer: Full Moon Wolf Confucius (guess fruit)? .Answer: carambola (sheep escape) Chiang Kai-shek (Chiang Kai-shek) if still alive, then the world will happen? .Answer: more than one person under two Kuaibing carp (four-character idioms)? Answer: courteous (Ice carp) tofu Why play hurt? Answer: because it is actually frozen tofu ant climbed from Sichuan .Tokyo, possible? answer: Map of climbing up a bus accident occurred, all of them were injured, why was nothing Xiao Ming? .Answer: Because he is not a place that can enter the car can not be out, may I ask what is this place? Answer: the grave-meter race chickens and geese, chickens, geese run faster than that, why post it to the terminal? Answer: chicken run was wrong .the direction of a ball and a ball falls from the tower, the first to fall? .Answer: iron ball school bell rang the East, but not one student in the classroom, how is it? .Answer: Why is physical education on the one hand, Xiao Ming can make the car stop? .The answer: the car is a taxi busy day of work who's lost in a fog? .Answer: ballerina Lingling never learned arithmetic, but praised her math teacher is among the best, why? Answer: count from one to two when one foot onto the New World after Columbus, followed by what to do? Answer: another step .what foot people kept eating it, but never enough to eat. .Answer: What kind of air under the eyes to make eyebrows? .Answer: Inverted each person before going to sleep, will not forget the thing to do? .Answer: Some people say that eating fish can close your eyes to avoid the risk of myopia, and why? .Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wearing eye an old man, living Twelve Towers, why he never took the elevator? .Answer: Because he lives on the first floor which animal you hit it shed its blood? .Answer: What can be added <wbr> mosquitoes can not be reduced? .Answer: age has a small ocean of homework is the first in class, why this has dropped to third? .Answer: because the two people what kind of score more than he can move mountains and the sea the answer: a sea of people do not read normal books are books? .? .Answer: What book Blind mouth without a tongue answer: What kind of official teapot mouth can not give orders to others Peixiao old have? .Answer: A police officer met with the new Long thief started to run, why? .Answer: to quickly seize the day tomorrow, chewing gum petty, can someone also said that he bad breath, and why? .Answer: every day, and swearing. .Why can jump high than tree frogs? .Answer: because he stood on a tree jump. .Xiao Ming's eyes a deep degree of myopia, but still wearing glasses vague, why? .Answer: Because he wore no lenses in the eyes of a large cattle Xiao Dai riding, why not eat Daniel? .Answer: Because Daniel is the National People's Congress clear English is very good, but some foreigners actually can not understand why? .Answer: foreigners do not understand English can not motion sickness, what is the best way? Answer: Walking Xiao Ming was 4 years old, already when the "father", and possible? .Answer: Pharaoh played the game every family wiped off the table, wiping a long time, still feel dirty, and why? .Answer: Because the Pharaoh of old reading glasses are dirty "innate" is the parents genetic constitution, that "acquired" What is it? .Answer: the day after tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow what people do not like to eat? .Answer: of course, is why the loss of the winter birds will fly south for the winter? .Answer: Because too slow and two bottles of flowers, a bottle with flowers, a bottle is the paper flowers, please tell which bottle is the flower? .Answer: There are butterflies flying above the flowers in the flower thief is afraid of the authority met? .The answer: the public security organs of prisoners to die the most willing to choose what? .Answer: 8 birds die of old age the tree stood, shot and killed one, left a few birds? .Answer: a dead bird Beijing Wangfujing pedestrian street, with the most people? .Answer: The most pedestrians do not like men who the hairdresser? .Answer: bald polar bear meat, why is it not eat penguins? .Answer: Eat less than eye of the beholder, that what the eye of the beholder? .Answer: gum what can immediately find the missing pushpins? .Answer: barefoot old Jim a dog, and never help the dog a bath, and why dogs do not fleas? .Answer: because they do not just puppy dogs ... scissors. .Stones. .Cloth! .MissCity out of cloth, Going to Miss Stone, Miss won Why Going? .Answer: Because Going to punch his face in the Miss City of cake and how to be both? .Answer: bears DrJ raising only catch fish in the pool swimming, swimming swimming, why suddenly deeper water? .Answer: Some people pee accidentally drowned, if no one else around how to do? .Answer: What to drink light never fill the bucket? .Answer: What makes the toilet a happy person above, the following people happy? .Answer: When the concert to take a bath, first undress or pants? .Answer: May be close friends is better for the elderly and do check to the hospital, doctors told him to look at the results to open that, will he, exactly? .Answer: Bean Corn Valentine evening with the boys and girls what is certain to do before going to sleep? .Answer: Close your eyes to how to buy eggs, we will not get inside the egg has hatched chicks? .Answer: buy a duck contraceptives what is the main ingredient? .Answer: Antibiotics final, going one question will not miss writing, but her eyes lit up suddenly and began sped his pen! .Why? .The answer: she wrote her class, seat number, name ... the frozen Arctic, the weapon can not find how to do self-defense? .Answer: ice sword pee apple hit Newton under the apple tree, found the force of gravity; coconut if you sit under a tree, waiting to be coconut hit, you will find what? .Answer: This behavior will find more than a very stupid ... every year, why not save up money or? .The answer: because every year have been fired ... Why did the turtle suddenly "a head of two large" blanket? .Answer: Because the turtle is like this ... Why are babies born to cry? .Answer: because he saw a beautiful nurse aunt, and the thought of his ... too small Jesus is from? .Answer: Heaven Little Man accidentally swallowed the 10 coins, how to do? .Answer: go to a 12-Lunar New Year, the most appalling Which three? .Answer: pig, dragon, chicken (Zhu) a person can not do, a group of people to do boring, two people just fine. .What is valid and close it? .Answer: The two handsome why whisper to a woman looks like the dinosaurs fight? .Answer: Why fight to marry her two children is just right ...? .Answer: Because the lack of filial piety has three ���� ... something more more dirty washing? .Answer: Water does not matter one person, two people do the most good, but has nothing to do three or more relations. .What is the matter? .Answer: Why do they need peeling fart? .Answer: Because the skin itch apricots in the building jumped from 52, why is all right? .Answer: because it is the only bird that anyone would jump even higher than in Paris Eiffel Tower? The answer: Because the Eiffel Tower will not jump. .Why do not the stars shoot rockets? .Answer: Because the stars will flash schools have school rules, classes have class rules, the zoo have? .Answer: Your father's mother turtle's sister's daughter's uncle, what is your relationship? .<wbr> answer: relatives, "primary school to university" to study for how long? .Answer: less than 3 seconds. .Do not believe then read it again: Why do primary school to university fat people than thin people afraid of the heat? .Answer: Because the area is relatively large blue sun knife and blue guns (guess 4 words phrase)? .Answer: invulnerability (Bule) who was wearing a gold dress (guess the 4 word phrase)? .Answer: blockbuster (a Jin) after the dog had a wooden bridge would not be called a (guess 4 word phrase)? .Answer: never forget (do not over wood Wang) wet cell phone can not fall into the toilet (guess 4 words phrase)? .Answer: be missed (machine is not wet) with the liver and gall soap made of magic (guess 4 words phrase)? Answer: Sworn Brothers (hepatobiliary soap) on the road, it turned a hit and was down another turn and then a (guess .4 word phrase)? Answer: three turned away many times twice a married woman (4 word phrase)? Answer: come to naught (to do before the public and abandoned) <wbr> dress code inspection, clearly justified the hair, why instructors do not believe? .Answer: scholar faced soldiers, "rational" not sure. .To politics in Taiwan, to be Mandarin, Taiwanese, and what language? .Answer: Cinderella's body language might be who I Met Your Mother? .Answer: Snow White and the Bao labor disputes, employers should wear? .(Answer: the world's largest sweet potato bulletproof vests where long? Answer: the world's largest cock earth come from? Answer: egg Zheng's mother could name? Answer: Zheng failed (failure is success .the mother) of uncooked rice boiled rice was cooked how to do? Answer: What meals do not break the law to steal it? Answer: giggle bored, when the car ride, called? answer: white oil drivers into the car after the first .What is the matter? answer: sit down without a huge chest, how to call a woman? Answer: there are people starving Big Mac, but the chicken pot refrigerator, fish tank, pork, canned, what he first opened? .Answer: A horse first woman to open the refrigerator's English name is? Answer: A-People every couple have in common? Answer: In the same year married the same day, public toilets (guess one of the foreign capital) (Answer: London (round squatting) which .European countries, not the wholesale business? Answer: Denmark (sold separately) Adi actually successfully hanged himself with noodles successful, and why? answer: What fell to his death but can not see the touch, touched million people will not .scared? Answer: What pulse favorite mouse clean? Answer: EPA can not buy any books? Answer: What never can grasp the right hand testament? Answer: right "laugh" and "cry" What in common? answer: .are 10 paintings in this stuff, like the light left to see, right look, like lights, and light is no different. but it is not lit, this is what east? The answer: the lights in a broken rope was 10 meters .tie him to the tiger, how to eat the grass 20 meters away? Answer: Tiger does not eat <wbr> <wbr> <wbr>.